The sky is green

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The sky is green.  Telling me differently won’t change the fact that the sky is absolutely green.  Presenting me with photographic evidence otherwise, showing me scientific proof thanks to thousands of hours of hard work by unbiased scientists won’t convince me.  The sky is green.  Do you know how I know? Because I believe it to be green.  Gone are the days of my reliance on elitist experts, proof, and evidence. All I really need is my belief system, my echo chamber of associates, YouTube videos, my chosen political party leadership and …  Wait, hold the phone. I just looked up.  It turns out the sky is rather kind of blue, much more than it is green.  Stop the presses, I just looked again and it has now changed to colors of pinks, reds, and oranges. 
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