Elizabeth Youngman-Westphal
Special to The Valley News

As hard as it is to accept, I have been forced to conclude, the ol gal ain’t what she used to be. The result being, I cannot possibly get to as many shows as I have in the past.

And now, it is not an excuse but a blunder on the theater’s website – and, yes, I shouldn’t have waited to the last minute, but it was Donut Sunday when the 6- & 8-year-old grandchildren were here, plus I was still reeling from the departure of my 9-month-old-twin, great-grandbaby-boys – and it wasn’t until we were driving around through the Poway hills that my husband and I realized we had the wrong address and Google was no help at all.

My destination was the Scripps Ranch Theatre to review “I Hate Hamlet” Sunday, May 29. It was directed by local funny man Phil Johnson.

From L to R: The central character, Pseudolus, played by Thomas Fisk & his Proteans: David Johnson, Jarryd Gooch, Aaron Johns, Juan Vazquez & Joemitchell Sanchez set the stage in the iconic opening number, “Comedy Tonight” in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum presented by Temecula Valley Players – Photo Credit: Shawna Sarnowski

As it happened, my husband and I both looked at the website 30 minutes before we were to leave and came up with the only address available at first glance on Scripps Poway Parkway. Well, it is the theater’s mailing address, but the theater is located on the Alliant International University’s campus at 9783 Avenue of Nations, right off Pomerado Road.

By the time we realized our error and when the car clock rolled over to 2:01 p.m., I was stuck knowing I could not arrive until after curtain time. I will do my best, however, to see this production after returning from Mexico June 6. Mea culpa.

Meanwhile closer to home at the Brooks Theater, the Oceanside Theatre Company working with Teatro San Diego previewed “Sons for a New World” June 3-5, with opening night set for Friday, June 10, and running until Sunday, June 26. For more information, visit http://www.oceansidetheatrecompany.org or call for tickets at 760-433-8900. The Brooks Theater is at 217 North Coast Highway in Oceanside.

The Temecula Valley Players opened the doors Friday, June 3, with “A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum” at the Old Town Temecula Community Theater.

It was written by two of Broadway’s most sought-after wordsmiths Burt Shevelove and Larry Gelbart, who is best remembered for writing M.A.S.H., and it was the first time Stephen Sondheim wrote both the lyrics and music for a show. He earned a Tony Award for Best Musical and never looked back.

Director Teri Miller Schmidt has been true to the original script since 1962; therefore, do not show up and judge the content or the players for the circumstances because nothing is sacred. There are slaves, pimps and prostitutes called courtesans, there are physical and verbal innuendo, cross-dressing and double-takes all laced with a sprinkling of the old Vaudevillian broad humor with leanings toward lewd. After all, this Broadway show was never intended for children.

From L to R: Philia, played by Ava Sarnowski & Hero, played by Cole Harvey, proclaim their feelings towards each other in the Act 1 duet “Lovely” in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum presented by Temecula Valley Players – Photo Credit: Shawna Sarnowski

Keep in mind the show is for mature audiences. It is only right to forewarn parents as it is not a family show and was written well before sensitivity training was a thing. This work is for a broad-minded, sophisticated audience. That said, open your mind and relax. It is just silly. By now don’t we all need a big dose of adult humor? Producer Patti Drew’s assurance is the cast will fulfill their jobs. You will be entertained. Read on.

If you are familiar with the raucous movie “Animal House” from 1978, John Belushi single-handedly reinvented the toga-clad Bacchanal as an homage to “A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum.”

The similarities are apparent. “A Funny Thing…” opened on Broadway May 8, 1962, and “Animal House,” while decades later, is set in 1962 at the fictitious fraternity housed on Faber College. This particular fraternity is filled with raucous, disorderly, miscreants where nothing is hallowed. Again, before sensitivity training.

Although neither show received warm reviews at first, they have since each found their audiences and both have endured to this day.

It is my surmise that Shevelove and Gelbart were desperate because they reached all the way back to 184 BC for their inspiration. They chose to reimagine ideas by the master of Roman farce, Plautus in 254-184 BC.

Written with the same flare as a convoluted Shakespearean comedy, “A Funny Thing…” is filled with misdirection, double entendre, and in the fewest words possible it’s about: “A con-man slave, aided by the chief slave, who fake a courtesan’s funeral to save her from her pimp in ancient Rome.”

The household characters include Pseudolus, played by Thomas Fisk, a household slave owned by his master Hero who is the son of Senex, played by Kit Fortier and Senex’s wife, Domina, played by Sonia Watson.

Scheming for freedom, Pseudolus plays matchmaker for Hero, played by Cole Harvey, who aches for the lovely Phila, played by Ava Samowski, who oddly enough lives next-door to Hero with her pimp Marcus Lycus, played by Peter Varvel, who has promised the virgin-courtesan-in-training to a captain in the Roman legion, Miles Gloriosus, played by Jared Kramarsky.

Aided by the chief slave of the household Hysterium, played by Rossi Smith, who is persuaded to assist in the complicated plan that results in blackmail and disguise, but oddly enough leads to the recovery of Erronius’s – played by Kevin Alcott – long-lost twins who were stolen long ago by pirates.

In the third house, Lycus manages his customers and courtesans Tintinabula, played by Alana Marshall; Panacea, played by Alexa Harvey; the much sought-after twins Geminae, played by Meg Morris, and Geminae, played by Nichelle Meyers; Vibrata, played by Kelsey Matheson; Gymnasia, played by Samantha Maxwell, and Jenny Robinson as the Courtesan in waiting.

Rounding out the cast are the Proteans played by Jarryd Gooch, Aaron Johns, David Johnson, Joemitchell Sanchez and Juan Vazquez.

Musical director Stacee Tweedlie Willis keeps to Sondheim’s score while choreographer Summer Betancourt embraces Jack Cole’s composition while holding on to Jerome Robbins uncredited influence.

Grab tickets at http://www.TemeculaTheater.org or call 866-653-8696. Free parking is available in the city garage with a short stroll to 42051 Main Street in Temecula.

By now, don’t we all need a dose of unfiltered-adult humor? This show has a short run. Don’t miss the fun. It’s bawdy and filled with mature content. Get a babysitter. Togas are optional.

Elizabeth Youngman-Westphal can be reached by email at eyoungman@reedermedia.com.