Zachary Elliott Special to Valley News I once lost the only key to my minivan, and it just about drove me crazy. It’s not that I’m in love with my wife’s car and feel the need to drive it all the time. I was just worried about the $500 it would cost me to get it replaced. These key fobs aren’t cheap. So just like every civilized man, I went on a crazy hunting spree. And no, I wasn’t nice about it. I, in fact, blamed everyone in the house for losing the keys. I was sure it was a ploy by my supposed loving family to drive me crazy. I looked everywhere for those darn keys. I checked every pocket, every drawer, every nook and cranny in the house. Still no key. That’s when I got desperate, and I went to the trash can outside and started digging as any normal man would.